Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...