The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...