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On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...