List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...