Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...