Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...