This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!