10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...