Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...