Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...