You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...