Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...