Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.