The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...