Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...