Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...