What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Discussing the tax rates
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Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
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Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...