Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Adopt an NBA player
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How fast was I going?
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It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
If Microsoft built cars
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