Hmmm…Ponderings
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Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
What is brown and has holes in it?
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New Bowling Rules
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...