Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin