Darwin Awards- 1999
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Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...