You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...