Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...