Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Children Books You Won’t See
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The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”