Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...