Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Steven Wright on dogs
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Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
A maggot with attitude!
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The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...