A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...