Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...