Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...