Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...