The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...