Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...