Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...