Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...