Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...