Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!