I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...