Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...