Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...