Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...