Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...