The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Top 10 rejection lines
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A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...