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Football try-outs.
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Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...