Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...