Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...