yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...