Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam