Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Stupid blonde driver
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Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Emacs acronyms
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A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...