In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...