Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...